I would like to introduce you to Mrs. I have No Bloody Idea, a shit show of an educator, a human thrust in to the limelight to teach her children for the foreseeable future.
Her skills lie in baking, science, writing amusing self depreciation blogs, headstands and running long distances. She knows her multiplication facts and is pretty good at percentages. Her laundry skills are shite, but her cooking is pretty good.oh and she knows all the words to the opening scene in Macbeth and all of the Sound of Music.
Which is pretty apt in the current climate
“When shall we three meet again?
In thunder lightening or in rain?
When the hurly burleys done,
When the battles lost and won, that ere will be the set of sun…….. ”
From this very small base she now has to teach a 5 / 8 and 10 year old (who is already way smarter than she)
I would like to apologize to all my children’s teachers for the fuck ups I will make. But know they are loved, safe, brushing their teeth and can cook a mean banana bread 😂